"Quick, the boss is coming!" A common problem faced at work is the fact you should probably be typing up the minutes for the previous board meeting or adjusting the monthly expenditure documents when your time could be much better spent surfing the net (playing games)! Do you find yourself frequently glancing over your shoulder? Instead of fumbling around with your mouse trying to close or minimize incriminating windows, just hit the panic button and it will hide them all and bring up a boring spreadsheet or any other screen of your choice that makes it look like your working hard!

"That'll teach him for 'borrowing' my hole-punch!" Designed with the aid of Microsoft, this is surely the coolest webcam on the earth. Operable remotely from anywhere on the planet through a MI5 style interface found in MSN, you can tilt it, twist it, turn it, rotate it and of course fire it! Using the webcam as a scope, it is possible to give any of your friends (or their cheeky little sister that tip-toes into their room) a face full of your three foam darts! The fun really never ends with this gadget, you could even use it as a guard and put it outside your room!

You won't know what's hit you.. Actually, you will! The 3rd Space FPS Gaming Vest takes 1st person shooter-style games to an unrivalled level of realism. It simply plugs into your PC via a USB connection to give you the pleasure of knowing when you're being stabbed, shot, punched, blown up, hit in the stomach with an AK instead of your lame little joypad vibrating! Pneumatic cells are placed in various parts of the vest, and when triggered by your compatible game, will fire air into a cell corresponding to what direction and the power you have been hit by! Awesome!

Chop, chop and get the dinner ready! Whether you're a masterchef or a layabout when it comes to cuisine, you know you couldn't resist one of these elegant but striking knife blocks sitting on your kitchen work top! A slice and a half above other knife blocks, it's originality and design out-classes all it's opposition with ease. Not to mention the five razor sharp, professional kitchen knives that accompany the block are the real deal, stainless steel and certainly sleek, they're sure to let your inner Jamie Oliver emerge whilst you're dicing those onions! Ready, steady, chop!

Perfect for software pirates! Plug this cheeky animal into your computer/laptop and he'll happily sit on your desk listening to what you're saying! Beware though, the USB Talking Parrot will, like a real parrot, pick up and repeat your exact words, so be careful not to curse at your constantly freezing computer or let any secrets that are best kept under wraps slip out! Whilst flapping it's wings "Polly" will announce what it hears to anyone in earshot making it a great toy for a bit of friendly eavesdropping! Simply a cracker of a gadget.

This scoot is simply a hoot. Muhammed Ali once famously said, "Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee". Talking of which, the Ego Electric Street Scooter does just that! Whilst releasing zero toxic emissions unlike any normal scooter, you'll still find it a breeze to keep up with the traffic. Aside from that and it's silent engine, it can travel 40 miles without charge and you won't have to pay congestion charges or road tax. Best of all, plug it into someone else's socket and charge it for free! Just make sure they're not looking...