Set to be the next indispensable thing in a women's handbag, the Miss Army Kit is crammed full of essential tools for any girl-on-the-go. Heavily armed with a nail file, tweezers, needle and thread, mirror, torch, scissors, corkscrew, perfume bottle, pill box, mini knife, bottle opener, ruler and pen, the world is at your feet. Pretty and pink, it won't look out of place or cramp your style! So come on, stop giving men all the credit when it comes to pocket size gadgets!

"Quick, the boss is coming!" A common problem faced at work is the fact you should probably be typing up the minutes for the previous board meeting or adjusting the monthly expenditure documents when your time could be much better spent surfing the net (playing games)! Do you find yourself frequently glancing over your shoulder? Instead of fumbling around with your mouse trying to close or minimize incriminating windows, just hit the panic button and it will hide them all and bring up a boring spreadsheet or any other screen of your choice that makes it look like your working hard!

The legendary A Team's vehicle has taken replica form. Driving this iconic, fully functioning ready-to-run historic landmark (well if the 70's, 80's and 90's count as historic) is bound to take you back to the Saturday evenings you and the rest of the world spent glued to the television watching the famous fugitives. With the rear spoiler, blacked out windows and red stripes and rims, their van certainly oozed class, and we can guarantee you, so does this battery powered alternative! Just remember: if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team!

This high-tech t-shirt dynamically displays the strength of a wi-fi signal with it's glowing bars on the the front. In other words, as the connection fluctuates, your shirt will show it. So there is no longer a need to open your laptop or turn on your PDA to find out if your're in a wi-fi zone, just look down! It's capable of showing strengths of 802.11b or 802.11g (whatever that means) making it an essential for any enthusiastic 'roamer'. It's tiny light battery pack is found hidden discretely in the hem powered by two AAA batteries. Perfect!

Great for any lazy, beer lover! Could you think of any other gadget more suited to serving it's human owners at a Saturday afternoon BBQ down the beach or in your back garden? When you feel entitled to an ice cold long neck (or forgive me, a non-alcoholic drink) after a hard days work, why get up? All you have to do is reach forward and pick up your remote control and guide your drinks cooler to your side. Or, if you feel like sharing, you can drive the cooler to a fellow boozer up to thirty feet away! After using this for half a day, you'll never go back to walking to your fridge, the tables have turned, your fridge will now have to come to you!

You may have thought Joey and Chandler's Barker Loungers from 'Friends' were cool, think again! Pyramat have once again built the ultimate chair for entertainment. This wireless, rechargeable rocker leaves your lounge free from 20th century cables whilst bombarding you with perfect clear sound delivered by it's built-in 50 Watt booming 5” Powersub subwoofer and two full range 12 Watt ARX high performance speakers. Accelerate your gaming and movie marathons to an undisputed level, hear the footsteps, gunshots, whispers, explosions as if you're inside the television. Enjoy!

"That'll teach him for 'borrowing' my hole-punch!" Designed with the aid of Microsoft, this is surely the coolest webcam on the earth. Operable remotely from anywhere on the planet through a MI5 style interface found in MSN, you can tilt it, twist it, turn it, rotate it and of course fire it! Using the webcam as a scope, it is possible to give any of your friends (or their cheeky little sister that tip-toes into their room) a face full of your three foam darts! The fun really never ends with this gadget, you could even use it as a guard and put it outside your room!

You won't know what's hit you... Actually, you will! The 3rd Space FPS Gaming Vest takes 1st person shooter-style games to an unrivalled level of realism. It simply plugs into your PC via a USB connection to give you the pleasure of knowing when you're being stabbed, shot, punched, blown up, hit in the stomach with an AK instead of your lame little joypad vibrating! Pneumatic cells are placed in various parts of the vest, and when triggered by your compatible game, will fire air into a cell corresponding to what direction and the power by which you have been hit! Awesome!

Let's face it, we're not all Albert Einsteins, but whoever said we're not allowed to put our imaginative caps on from time to time? This is exactly what Plain Lazy has done with this ingenious t-shirt which is sure to get a couple of glances (maybe even a chuckle) whilst buying your groceries or walking the dog. Show off your new satire attire to your friends with this great garment.